10 Things not to say to someone from Pakistan



I grew up in Pakistan. In my travels across the world, I have encountered many a misconception about my home-country. We’re everyone’s favourite friendly neighbourhood failed state if Fox News is to believed, and I was amazed at how shocked people were that an actual living, breathing product of the dark side of the moon was stood there talking to them. Here are some of the weirdest things people have said when they learn where I come from.

1)   Wow! Your English is really good?

This is the commonest comment anyone from Pakistan will hear the first time they have a conversation with someone. People are astonished that anyone from Pakistan, let alone a woman, can speak, read and write completely fluent English. The world expects us to either be the frothy-mouthed zealots or mini mart owners they see on TV.

English schooling systems are the main setup in Pakistan where almost the entire curriculum is taught in English and this has created generations of Pakistanis who navigate English with complete ease.

I’ll level with you, my first language is English, but I have Pakistani friends whose English is so dazzlingly competent that they make my musings sound like the workings of an epileptic monkey at a typewriter.

2)   Do you guys have TV/the internet/cell phones over there?

Even I ended up guilty of this one when I went over on a trip last year after a 6 year gap and left my smartphone behind thinking there was no point taking it.

Cue all of my cousins constantly uploading selfies on Facebook and updating their Twitter accounts like there’s no tomorrow. Meanwhile I felt like a total idiot with my trusty old regular cell phone that didn’t even have a camera. And I’m not even talking the big cities either. This was in my good old dusty village.

So yes, shocking as it may seem, we do have TV, cell phones and the internet over there. We have roads too, as well as high rise buildings and highways.

3)    Pakistani girls are so innocent.

I hate to burst your bubble but this one isn’t true either. What with all the TV, magazines, fluent English and books, life in the West isn’t a total shock. As for innocent, we get Cosmo there too, you know, and just because there is officially no dating doesn’t mean there aren’t ways around that. Go to any Pakistani university and you’ll find a dating culture to rival anything in the West.

And we have some pretty kick-ass sex education in places you’d least expect it.

4)   Did you come over in a boat?

When I’d tell people I had actually flown to the UK, their next question was what it felt like to fly for the first time, at which point I’d gently break it to them that I’ve been flying since I was little. That’s not because I’m ridiculously rich. It’s because Pakistan is quite a big country and flying, especially these days, is quite affordable and often the most trouble-free option for travel.

5)   You’re from Pakistan? I love palak paneer!

A Pakistani friend who studied in America shared this one with me. When did palak paneer become Pakistan’s official culinary mascot? That’s like meeting someone from the UK and saying “I love jellied eels!” Firstly, you’d have to be out of your mind to love jellied eels, and secondly it’s not a dish that actually features in regular daily British dining.

Pakistani cuisine is hugely diverse because the country is so diverse. Go find your local Pakistani restaurant, it probably has a name like Lahore This or Karachi Something or the Other and try a few things there. I recommend haleem and nihari as starting points.

6)   Did you parents disown you for marrying of your own choice?

I married outside of my culture, and my parents didn’t simultaneously combust into balls of fiery wrath. You’d be surprised how many of my peers back in Pakistan are now marrying of their own choice with the support of their parents.

7)   Did you ever see Osama Bin Ladin?

When you come from a crackpot nuclear nation and hot-bed of terrorism, you get asked this more often than you’d realize. The answer is no. We have a huge home-grown terrorism problem in Pakistan, that’s true, but Taliban heads don’t go on whistle-stop tours of the country like some sort of jihad loving Mick Jagger.

8)   Did you used to live in a mud hut/shanty town?

No. I used to live in an actual house made of bricks and cement. A lot of people in Pakistan do, and if you happen to know the upper Middle classes, their houses are absolutely palatial. In fact, a lot of people moving from Pakistan to the UK take one look at that country’s row upon row of cramped, badly lit cookie cutter houses and wail “How can these poor people live like this!”

9)   How come you don’t wear that dot on your forehead?

That little dot is called a bindi and you’re thinking of India, pal. Pakistani girls do wear these at weddings and parties, but for their decorative value rather than any association with chakras or the sacred third eye.

10)I’d love to visit Pakistan, but I’m too scared.

Let me be honest here. You should be scared. Because trying to get a visa from the Pakistani embassy is such a Kafkaesque nightmare that even I left the building screaming “I’m not doing this again!” after trying to arrange paperwork for my foreign husband and child.

The line of questioning involved such valuable information towards my application as whether my husband had converted to Islam or not, and what sort of religious environment my child was exposed to at home, the answer to which is of course “None of your God damned business”.They made it so hard and complicated that you’d think Pakistan was the world’s premier holiday destination and therefore only the truly dedicated should be allowed to go.

Then once we got there, because we had foreigners in our party, my family got daily phone calls from the local police to make sure said foreigners were still in our possession and weren’t being given an impromptu tour of Waziristan courtesy of our good friends in the Taliban.

But seriously, if you can get past the hellish ordeal of actually securing yourself a visa, tourists in Pakistan are such a rarity that they are treated like royalty. If you keep a low key and observe the customs, you’ll experience a beautiful country as yet untouched by mass tourism.

Credits:  Omaira Gill


  1. I agree with 1; Pakistanis have far better English skills as compared to several other nationalities. I guess what no. 3 implies is the fact that girls are conservative. On an exchange, I was asked questions such as why I don’t wear skirts. And lastly, most of my friends assumed I was living in a war zone. So yes, it was a huge surprise for them.
    And we don’t do bindis in weddings. Please.

  2. Oh what the heck really, why can’t someone move two steps without 50 odd people going ballistic. I totally completely agree that there is a dating culture in universities, anyone pretending it to be otherwise are just fooling themselves. And hell yes Pakistani girls are not innocent in the least, if anything they are as sharp and aware as girls of any other country. And I married of my own will n have a v happy life. All my family loves my husband. I don’t know what all these people playing at. Go get a life please and some awareness too about your surroundings. Good luck trying.

    • But its totaly legit, as i study in University of Gujrat which is in a village even and there is rich culture of dating and over smart girls.. who are that smart that they will even guide you about how to book a Hotel for a date. All those who are saying No No are in a state of denielOPEN YOUR EYES DUM PEEEEPALLLL!!!

  3. I don’t understand the boasting of number 3 – it’s like the writer is wishing to say “we have sluts too” when she says “we get Cosmo there too” and “we have some pretty kick-ass sex education”. Sex education is a good thing and has nothing to do with innocence.
    Oh, and number six is a reasonable question to ask – just look at the women getting stoned for marrying who they choose while the Police do nothing about it.
    Garbage article, although number 9 made me laugh!

    • Well Number 3 is more the 110% true and it happens, she just reporte a thing which actualy exists, leave ur state of deniel and educate ur self .i studied in Uni. of Gujrat which is situated in jpj village of dist.gujrat. Here i see evrry 3rd girl if not second is dating, nd even booking hotels for this is… and there are also groups of girls and guys friends(just friends) whose families dnt have issue befriending with opposite gender and yes my many cousins are married to their class mates/friends and their family has no issues..nd cosmos etc defines life style and yes many people in pak have that.. If u think it makes someone bad then utsbur problem.treat ur self.

  4. True we are not backward as assume by most of the people in the world. Lovely feedback thanks mam.
    PEople plz get a life… instead of pointing fingers on this article and my country ….

  5. What rubbish man. Shes represents probably just 5% of urban or sub-urban population. Majority does not even attend the urdu medium primary schools let alone english medium. She lives in a bubbles and assumes that the bubble itself is Pakistan.

    • Sorry to disappoint you but i was part of a survey conducted for the Unicef on enrollments in schools and we actually found that in some places there were more kids in the district schools then there were kids (native) in the district.

  6. You do realise that the life you’ve described is that of the urban, moneyed class that’s possibly 3% of the population? I mean the “English school educated, selfie uploading” genre.

  7. Omera gill u r such a great patriotic girl .. i’m happy to see this loving n patriotic new generation .. bless you sister

  8. Nice reading. And the info regarding visa and treatment of visitors is helpful. I am not from Pakistan…but my experience is similar. I remember telling one nice lady that in my country we do walk around naked and live in trees. She seemed to buy it.

  9. How come to prove that we aren’t backwards and stupid as the west thinks, we have to show ourselves as the ‘bad ass’ Pakistani who wears a bindi, and dates, oh now were soo cool.
    Such narrow minded, wanna be western mentality!!

  10. Being scared of visiting Pakistan has no relevance to the issuance of visa. Its more to do with the general perception that exists. I dont see the point of you mentioning your personal matters in a public article. Its none of our “God damned business ” to learn of your private matters.

  11. How come u can say dat pakistani girls wear bindi’s in shadi….. Dude I have rarely seen them doing this. Infact I haven’t seen them doing this….. On average the parents and the girls themselves don’t like to be associated with something which related to some hindu religio.

    • Hey
      I agree I’ve worked 5 years as a cammera man on weddings and covered lots of marriages but never seen anything like this

    • Hey
      They have to what do you want get your visa straight away . don’t go there if you want .think what ukba or other countries do when you apply for visa.you need to do bloody ietls, life in the uk bla bla bla same in Pakistan you have to meet all the requirements .


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